I drove down to Moffat in the Scottish Borders to pick up our new dog this morning, a chocolate Labrador puppy my wife has decided to call Charley (there's a motorcycle theme going with our pets, dogs called Brembo and Saxon and a cat called Two-Stroke. This one is named for the MZ Charly electric scooter).
On the outskirts of town I caught sight of a strangely familiar shape through the bushes. I followed it up and discovered the strangest garden ornament I have ever come across.
Beats a garden gnome any day!