Wednesday, 15 March 2017

Post Show Depression


Another year and the Scottish Motorcycle Show continues to get smaller. Perhaps it’s timing? It is the first major show of the year, but it used to be great. Being so early in the year it was a big deal. You went and looked at all the new models, and bought all those little bits and pieces for your bike that you needed for the summer. 

You got yourself a new helmet, or a jacket, or some new boots. Mail order is all very well, but it’s nice to actually try stuff on and see what the quality is like up close. Unfortunately, most of the smaller vendors have been priced away from the show in recent years.

The Loadsamoney Stand
Anyway, this time around it was split into two main halls, with a bit of an auto-jumble (swap meet) linking the two. The first had the big retailers showing off their new machines, the usual assortment of clothing outlets, tour companies, book sellers etc. 

Royal Enfield Stand
Apparently this is still how you market bikes in the 21st Century
The second hall comprised the club stands. Shiny older machines being shown off by their proud owners, which is nice and one of the few reasons that many people still attend the show.

Ducati 500 Pantah
Norton Commandos
I arrived as it was opening and had a wander around before it got too busy so as to try out some of the newer bikes for size. All the main players were well represented either directly or by a local dealer and, my, haven’t motorcycles gotten complicated and expensive recently? Some of those on offer have more on-board computing power than the space shuttle and cost more than my first flat. Or, maybe I’m just getting old?

Triumph Tigers
Triumphs especially seem to come in two sizes these days. Huge adventure bikes and surprisingly small roadsters. If I had the money, I’d probably have myself a new Tiger, although the Street Scrambler and Street Cup versions of the standard Bonneville are nice too. There were lots of interesting machines on the trade stands, some familiar, some not so much.

Triumph Street Scrambler
As it began to fill up I made my way over to the club area and wandered around a bit before dropping by the Z1 stand and finally the MZ Riders Club stand for a bit of a sit down and to catch up with some friends (see later post). See, I told you that I was getting old.

Honda CD185 Benly
BSA X75 Hurricane
Moto Guzzi T3 California & Watsonian
Indian Junior Scout 500
I did do another couple of circuits later as I was looking for a set of decent bar-end mirrors and possibly a jacket. However, nothing caught my eye and I eventually left with a couple of freebies instead, a keyring and a plastic puck to put under my centre-stand.

AA Patrolman BSA M21 outfit
AMF Harley Davidson 125
Not sure what the shoes represent
The problem of living in a big city is that most of the new machines can be seen at leisure in one of the many bike shops scattered about within easy reach. That means that I am being asked to cough up a fair bit of money to come along and possibly buy stuff while looking at other people’s old bikes. 

Rickman Metisse
It's good to have a sense of humour
Truth be told, I could probably do the latter better just hanging about the car park taking stock of the bikes people rode up on. Actually, that’s just what I did before heading home, and an interesting cross-section it was too.

Lonely MZ ETZ250
Anyway, roll on the summer.

Friday, 10 March 2017

Nearly Showtime


That time of year again when you spend money you don’t have on stuff you really don’t need. Photos to follow.

Saturday, 4 March 2017

Growing Old Disgracefully



A cartoon of mine which was published in a motorcycle magazine a very long time ago. The bike is loosely based on an MZ TS250 that I had at the time.

Monday, 27 February 2017

Return Trip


How far would you be willing to go to get that hard to find original part that you need for one of your many projects? In my particular case it would seem that the answer is, hundreds of miles.


Yesterday I drove all the way to West Yorkshire in England to pick up a 25 year-old soviet-made handlebar fairing for a IZH Dnepr MT11 I'd won on eBay. Better yet, it came with all the original fittings.


It's not much to look at, and I'd be the first to admit that it's far from pretty, but it's what they originally came with from the factory in the Ukraine and I've been after one for a couple of years now. The problem is that even the poorly made Chinese copies are prohibitively expensive once you add in overseas shipping costs. So, if I was going to get one it would have to be second-hand and located in this country, and even then they don't come up for sale all that often.

As this one was ‘collect only', and a quick visit online showed me that I was looking at something in the region of a 500 mile round trip, it looked like a road trip was one the cards. I made the necessary arrangements to pick it up and together with the wife and the dogs we headed off for what promised to be a long day.

similar screen fitted to a Ural 750 Patrol
In the end I probably ended up paying more in fuel to collect the thing than it cost me in the first place. Nevertheless, I am happy with the purchase and it turned out to be in pretty good condition for its age. It should scrub up well once repainted.  In addition, I also picked up a NOS set of rear shock absorbers and a single saddle that the seller had spare, so all told a pretty successful day out.